Heinrich Hofmann ⁽⁵⁾

Ah, Heinrich Hofmann—no, not the German chemist who dabbled with LSD precursors, but the artist with a divine touch! Hofmann was a painter best known for his heartfelt religious works, particularly Christ at Thirty-Three, where he gave the Son of God an airbrushed look centuries before Instagram filters were a thing.

Hofmann had a knack for capturing biblical figures with a level of serenity that makes us wonder if they just had a really good spa day. His Jesus doesn't just radiate holiness; he looks like someone who’d offer you a cup of tea and genuinely care about your feelings. Hofmann's art isn't just about faith—it’s about making you believe that everyone can have flawless hair, even in ancient times.

His pieces are timeless and stirring, yet approachable, like a celestial Hallmark card that actually has some gravitas. If you’re looking for divine inspiration with a side of perfection, Hofmann is your guy.